The Last Rites of Steve Diamond

[RoherynLOTR]

((Wasn't sure where to put this, this is as good a place as any...))

The famous author, Steve Diamond, creator of the Wee Woodsman Fairyland has just died. How? You ask...He was eaten by a bear, which his son is now calling Monty. His last wishes were to have his ashes shot out of a cannon at duskl
Now we have to plan for his funeral, not blow anyone's limbs off, and try to stay sane...Can you do it?

In this you need to play one of the following characters, I will add more if we need them...
SD=Steve Diamond

Ben Diamond- 22 year old son of SD, cynical, critical, sly

Lily Diamond- 19 year old daughter of SD, secretly likes Hadley

Dinah Diamond- 43 year old 2nd wife of SD, is drunk, can't believe that her husband was eaten...

Hadley Stafford- young writing student, was told by Ben that the suggested attire for the funeral was elf costumes, that is what he is wearing

Frankie Ocelo- SD's business manager, fast talker, loves limelight a little too much

Trevor Mosely- a devoted, crazy fan, sticks close to Maurice

Maurice McCain- a devoted, crazy fan, sticks close to Trevor

Stuart Anderson- semi-devoted fan, trys to make up for what Trevor, Maurice and Isabella say, engaged to Isabella

May Diamond Mayes- first wife of SD, obsessed, loves his work more than she loved SD

Walter Mayes- May's second husband

Steve Diamond the II- 8 year old daughter of Walter and May, quiet, real name is Stephanie

Professor Hodges- director of alumni at Evergreen University, Steve's Alma Mater

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I'll play
Isabella- a devoted fan, crazy, leader of the group, craziest of them all.

[*Savannah*]

I'll play Lily Diamond- 19 year old daughter of SD, secretly likes Hadley

[RoherynLOTR]

YAY!! some one joined!! *hugs*
This is actually based off my school play this year...

[*Savannah*]

I was wondering where you got this, I thought it was a book or something, but I don't know much -lol-

[RoherynLOTR]

ONe of the friends of the drama teacher wrote it...It was fun to perform...I got to play Isabella

[*Savannah*]

Thats cool, I wish I could write a story, I tried, but I never finished -lol-

[RoherynLOTR]

I tried to, I got as far as the first page...

[*Savannah*]

yeah, my mind wanders to much, I can't concentrate long enough to write a story

[RoherynLOTR]

I just can't think up enough things to happen...

[*Savannah*]

yeah, that too, I just don't have the right kind of mind for it